Professor Henry Bradford Thomas is a professor of social anthropology at Falmouth University.  The good professor has spent the past five years studying Americans trying to define the American character.  What has he discovered?  It seems we are one messed up bunch of people.  From the San Francisco astrologist who smells people’s future to the Malibu based company that supplies dogs in heat for wealthy owners of horny hounds Professor Thomas has seen it all.  Join him as he discovers America.